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Bradley Wester
3 min readApr 14, 2020
Photo by Henley Design Studio on Unsplash

Technically, it may have been a Covid-19 impulse buy. But it goes back twelve years ago, when I was on a Specialist Fulbright in Kyoto. There I fell in love with Japanese toilets and dreamed of having one one day. Once back in the states, however, the idea of an automatic toilet with heated seat, bowl light, warm water spray butt washer, and warm air butt dryer seemed, I don’t know, embarrassing. Like, it would bring too much attention to my most private ritual when company came over.

Well, I’m over that now. The national conversation over the inexplicable TP shortage due to Covid-19 did the trick. Also, friends of ours had recently bought one and showed it off proudly. To be clear, it’s not the whole TOTO toilet that our friends, and now us, have purchased. The premier Japanese brand has come out with a remarkable, easy to install toilet seat that does it all. There is a round and an elongated model depending on your toilet shape.

Here is the product description:

TOTO Washlet S350e

Ecology-minded luxury in a slim design, this WASHLET features the technologically advanced ewater+ system, which mists and cleans the bowl after every use. Fully automated, including remote control and heated seat.

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Bradley Wester

Visual Artist & Nonfiction Writer; New agented memoir: “ARTIST UNDERWATER, A Journey to the Surface”—From Southern Gothic New Orleans to the New York art world.